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The Walking Dead are coming back! And unlike those helpless schlubs in Woodbury, Georgia, you won’t be caught unprepared for a zombie attack, and by that we mean the horror of surviving a dry Z-Day. Can you imagine?

We won’t let you down, grrrrls. Like W.C. Fields said, “Once I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.” Don’t let this travesty happen to you. Always carry a flask, note the locations of the nearest liquor stores, and commit these recipes to memory.

Recipes courtesy of LUCID Absinthe

Zombie Bite

1 oz LUCID
1 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
1 oz lemon-lime soda
1½ oz pineapple juice

In a cocktail shaker, add Lucid Absinthe, Midori Melon Liqueur, pineapple juice, and ice. Shake vigorously and strain into a 2 oz. shot glass. Splash lemon-lime soda on top and a drizzle of grenadine. Stay away from zombies.

Rick’s Mind Eraser

1 oz. Lucid Absinthe
1 oz. coffee liqueur
1 oz. soda water

In a glass with ice, add coffee liqueur followed by Lucid Absinthe. Pour soda water on top. Add a straw and suck drink though straw from the bottom of the glass until finished. Try not to lose your marbles.

Daryl’s Cocktail

2 oz Sobieski Orange
1 oz orange liquor
1½ oz orange juice

Shake vigorously and serve this cocktail in your favorite glass. Ask Merle if he’s impressed.