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Umbrella thievery is nothing new at restaurants, especially on those rainy days. In fact, last year The Ethicist answered the tough question “Is Everyone Out to Steal My Umbrella?” in The New York Times. Given Wednesday’s downpour, it’s not surprising that some people had extra sticky fingers.

A little bird tells us that the ubmrella bin at Rose’s Luxury was hit hard, especially the black umbrellas. Sadly, it wasn’t confusion, but people literally taking umbrellas that didn’t belong to them. Reminds me of the time that a thief took Rose’s “F*ck Perfect” bathroom sign.


For those who stole what didn’t belong to them — I hope “your” umbrella turned inside out. Then again, if someone took your umbrella, does that mean you can take someone else’s?

Rose’s Luxury
717 8th St SE
Washington, DC 20003
(202) 580-8889

Featured image courtesy c00lmarie.