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You’re late for everything.  You’re late to get up, late to work, late to leave–let’s face it, you’ll be late to croak.  We understand.  These establishments have happy hours which close slower than a hand-cranked stone gate operated by trolls, which turns out, sync perfectly to your schedule:

Bayou Bakery in Arlington has a different special every weeknight from 5-9 pm: Monday: “2 $4 2 Dogs”—2 All Beef Hot Dogs for $2 each, and $14 Abita pitchers; Tuesday: $20 buckets of Abita beer, $1 Deviled Eggs; Wednesday: rum punches from 5-9 pm, Buy One + Get One free treats; Thursday: Ladies get any bottle of wine for $16, $3 Pimento Cheese & Triscuits; Friday: $14 pitchers of Abita beer.  1515 N. Courthouse Road Arlington, VA. (703) 243-2410

Café Saint-Ex on U Street offers hard workers with extended happy hour Monday to Friday from 5-6 pm then continues the fun downstairs at Gate 54 Tuesday through Thursday from 6-10 pm.  Get $2 off all draft beers, $1 off rail cocktails, and rotating food specials like Old Bay pork rinds and pork BBQ cheddar biscuits.  1847 14th Street NW, Washington, DC. (202) 265-7839

Hot N Juicy in Woodley Park not only serves succulent seafood generously coated in sauces and spices in a bag, they have $1 beers all day Mondays through Wednesday.  2651 Connecticut Avenue NW, Washington, DC. (202) 299-9448

Wake up hung over and just keep on truckin’ at Asia Nine downtown with happy hour all day Sunday.  Choose from $3 drafts, $5 select wines including sparkling, $5 sake or sake bomb (comes with Singha beer) and $17 buckets of 6 Singhas.  Select small plates are $3-$6, like Asian crispy wings or chicken fried wontons.  915 E Street NW, Washington, DC. (202) 629-4355

Front Page in Dupont Circle has happy hour every day from 4-8 pm with $3 Miller Lite, Yuengling drafts, Third Shift, well liquor cocktails and house wines; $4 margaritas and $5 appetizers. 1333 New Hampshire Ave NW, Washington, DC. (202) 296-6500

Desperados on U St has a weekend late night happy hour (!) Friday-Sunday from 10 pm – 3 am in addition to the regular happy hour Monday-Friday from [4:30]-7:00 pm.  1342 U Street NW, Washington, DC. (202) 299-0443

Chinatown Coffee in Chinatown offers $1 off all beers from 5 pm-close, Sunday through Thursday. They also have an absinthe fountain, which is just plain cool. 475 H Street, NW.  Washington, DC.

Petworth’s DC Reynolds’ nightly happy hour is a real crowd-pleaser, with a buy-one-get-one-free deal on any drink your fuzzy little heart desires, every weekday from 5-9 pm. 3628 Georgia Avenue NW, Washington, DC. (202) 506-7178

Every Tuesday, U Street’s Masa 14 has a happy hour from 5 pm-close, with $4 margaritas, mojitos, Yuenglings, Dos Equis and wine, plus $4 small plates like Red Thai curry mussels and crunchy shrimp handrolls.  1825 14th Street NW, Washington, DC. (202) 328-1414

Next door, sister restaurant El Centro has $4 margaritas every Monday from 5 pm-close, in regular, strawberry and mango flavors. 1819 14th Street NW Washington, DC. (202) 328-3131

Foggy Bottom’s District Commons offers specialty cocktails, select wines and drafts for $5 Monday-Friday from 10 pm-close and Sundays from 4 pm-close.  Next door at Burger, Tap & Shake, you can get $5 drafts starting at 10 pm Monday-Saturday.  2200 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20037. (202) 587-8277

The Rock ‘n’ Roll Hotel on H Street plies you with $4 rails, $3 PBRs, $1 off everything else, plus 1/2 price wings on Wednesdays and Thursdays 6pm-close. 1353 H Street, NE, Washington, DC.  (202) 388-ROCK

Agora in Dupont Circle offers a Turkish and Greek happy hour Monday-Friday from 3-7 pm with $4 Bacardi and Stolichnaya drinks, $3 Efes, Mythos and Peroni beers, and $4 flatbreads and spreads. A late night happy hour Sunday-Thursday from 11 pm-close offers $4 Barcardi and Absolut cocktails and $3 Peronis. 1527 17th Street NW, Washington, DC.  (202) 332-6767

Todd English’s modern Mexican eatery MXDC, offers Saturday happy hour from 5 pm on, with $6 Margaritas de la Casa and house wines and $5 Mexican beers, tacos, ceviches guacamoles.  600 14th Street NW, Washington, DC. (202) 393-1900

Enjoy $5 cocktails, select wines, $4 drafts, and ½ price appetizers, like crispy mac-n-cheese fries or muffalettas on Sundays from 4 pm-close at Acadiana in Penn Quarter. 901 New York Avenue NW, Washington, DC. (202) 408-8848