There’s nothing new about the eccentric bathroom artwork at Chef Bart Vandaele’s B Too, except that I had forgotten all about it until my recent visit. In the women’s bathroom, which you’ll identify by the milkmaid on the door, you’ll find five numbered udders ranging from “very tight,” to “intermediate attachment,” to “very loose.”
Even racier is the men’s bathroom. Picture a variety of sausages and a ruler for measurement. Washington City Paper called it “How Big Is Your Sausage?” Guess Vandaele didn’t think the Capitol Hill crowd would appreciate the risqué artwork at his Belga Cafe. Check back tomorrow for our perfect brunch at B Too.
B Too
1324 14th St NW
Washington, DC 20005
Tricia is a native Washingtonian, born and raised in Columbia Heights. She loves DC so much that she was only able to leave the city for one year after college and immediately came running back. She’s lived in Navy Yard for the last few years and is excited to see all the new restaurants finally moving into the neighborhood. Tricia works in PR during the day, and spends her nights trying out new restaurants in DC with friends or watching The Good Wife, Scandal, Bones and Grey’s Anatomy. A couple of years ago Tricia decided to eat at all of the 100 Very Best Restaurants until she realized she would be old and broke by the time she finished. Unfortunately, part of that fate might still come true due to her obsession with Uber.